Beneath The Bluegrass – The Mole Song

I woke up early, ready to mow
The grass still damp, but I was ready to go
Stepped outside, feet in the yard
But the ground was soft when it should have been hard

I couldn’t believe what I’d tried to avoid…
My Beautiful bluegrass completely destroyed
Covert and silent, he crept in the night
Leaving my first love a terrible sight

Beneath the bluegrass he’s diggin’ still
Workin’ the dark by a natural will
If you love your ground and your lawn’s first class
You better mind what digs… beneath the bluegrass

Tunnels risin’ where only roots should dwell
Softened ground, yeah he’s straight outta hell
Don’t wait for the signs, you’ll run out of luck
Four Seasons Pest Solutions…. Better hit em up!

Star-nosed devil underneath my feet
He may be blind but that ain’t stoppin’ me
I’ll follow the trail like a old native scout
I’ll use dynamite and blow him out!

When a man’s got land a man’s gotta care
Can’t have moles diggin’ everywhere
I’m callin’ the pros, bounty on his head
I ain’t playin…. I ordered him dead!

Beneath the bluegrass he’ll soon be still
Four Seasons gonna help him write his will
If you love your ground and your lawn’s first class
You better mind what digs… beneath the bluegrass

Tunnels rise where roots should dwell
Softened ground, yeah he’s straight outta hell
Don’t wait for the signs, you’ll run out of luck
Four Seasons Pest Solutions…. Better hit em up!

Get the poison, get the snare
Get him out, I don’t really care
He ruined my lawn, I want him dead
I’ll pay Four Seasons… the bounty on his head!

When they pull up I want to see the guns,
Put that son of a mole right on the run
A Four Seasons special’s just what I need
Got a thirst for torture…. A hunger to feed!

Beneath the bluegrass he rests tonight
Flat-laid earth now his own grave sight
My beautiful ground again first-class
Four Seasons buried the moles beneath my bluegrass

From spring grass growin’ to winter’s brown
Ain’t no more moles hangin’ round
When your ground needs attention and you’ve had enough
Four Seasons Pest Solutions — hit ‘em up

Beneath the bluegrass the ground is still.
Four Seasons Pest Solutions draftin’ wills
They know what you need, and just how you feel…
They come in hot, and straight for the kill.

They know what you need, and just how you feel…
They come in hot, and straight for the kill.

They come in hot…and straight for the kill!